Welcome, fellow American! As a great man once said, "It is the best of times. It is the worst of times.", and that's
exactly what we have now, except worse. Worse
because we have rampant lesbianism in high school bathrooms
across this great country. Worse
when our schoolchlidren are subjected to having to hear about how Johnny has two daddies at home. Worse
when the television is so chock full of pervision that a family cannot watch a football game without sexual suggestion.