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This is the portion of the website where I really get to point out the awful things going on out there. Please check
back regularly, since I'll update this whenever I can. Also, if you find anything that the world should know about, please
write me at alcandra-uoafd@excite.com or you can update on the outrage section of my blog. I'll only put your first name up, to preserve your privacy.
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The C****beaters
Originally, I was going to start this page expressing my outrage over the Monday Night Football/Desparate Housewives
intro, but I was stopped dead in my tracks by a reader submission (Thanks, Ben). I'd rather not mention their name, but their
atrocious album is called A Charlie Brown Passion. If the cover weren't enough, the "song" titles such as "The
Deciples Rode Scooters", "Banging Mary" and "Farting in Church" let you know what kind of disgusting scholck you are in for.
I have checked with my local WalMart and on Amazon.com, and I'm happy to say neither carry this album at the current
time, but be on the lookout. I have also heard that during their concerts the are prone to throwing feces and rubber private
parts at the audience, and they won't even start their show until someone provides them the ashes from a burnt American flag!
If anyone knows the whereabouts of these smut peddlers, please let me know so I can post an update.
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Purple Crimson
Although I do not like the title of this album, I have not heard of any issues with its lyrics (it does not have a parental
advisory, possibly due to the double meaning of the word "gayness"). I have heard, however, that this boy band's
live performances consist of them dressing as Frenchmen, with berets and striped shirts, and touching each other's private
parts.
My sources also tell me the lead singer, Pierre LeFrenchie, once collapsed on stage and had to be taken to
the hospital. They pumped his stomach, and it was full of gerbil "fluids".
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