Mood:
Yes, that means you Mr. Stewart and Mr. Letterman. Don't even try to make light on the War on Christmas. People probably laughed at Jesus back in the day, too. Know what happened to them? They're somewhere deep below your feet, Satan is roasting marshmallows on their rears, forcing them to watch "Brokeback Mountain", and act out all the kissing parts with other guys.
Posted by Al
at 2:38 PM EST
