Gay TV
Mood:  irritated
Article posted on my website. Share your thoughts.

"Holiday" Party
My wife's office had a "holiday party" last Friday night. I guess they're too afraid of the ACLU to call it the Christmas party that it was. I do have a question though. I don't have much detail on it though, since spouses were not invited.

Merry Christmas!
Mood:  happy
At this hectic time of year, I just wanted to stop and take a moment to wish all readers of this blog a very Merry Christmas, whatever religious persuasion you are. Even if you are not Christian, take part in the festivities anyway, and maybe you'll learn where you've been mistaken all these years. You can start small- a wreath on the door, maybe some lights.

Dogs on Acid
Mood:  loud
Topic: Outrage!!!
Apparently, there's this new documentary out called Dogs on Acid (Acid is another name for LSD, a hallucogenic). My sources (thanks Heywood) tell me the premise of this movie is this: They get a Pit Bull, Rottwiler, or other attack dog wound up on drugs, then let him loose in a playground full of preschoolers! Does anyone know which studio is behind this, so the United Outraged American Families for Decency know where to focus their wrath?

W
As an update to my previous post, W is simply awesome. It's so cool how he can speak Spanish when he is talking to hispanic crowds. How can people say he's not brilliant?!

Michael Moore-on
Mood:  cheeky
I really think Michael Moore is a jerk and hates America.

Outrage!!!!
Mood:  loud
Topic: Outrage!!!
A reader e-mailed me yesterday with some information about a disgusting shock rock band which I have posted on the Page of Outrage. WARNING- disturbing image and content.

Okay, I Get It
Mood:  blue
Even though I personally think it's a great idea, I'm going to lay off the whole "department store Jesus" thing. I've gotten very little positive feedback regarding this. I talked to the manager's of two different malls, and the shift manager at our local Christian bookshop, and we have no takers. None of them said this, but I'm pretty sure they are just trying to appease the secularists and not rock the boat. Anyway, Im going to leave this subject alone for now.

Help Wanted
Mood:  quizzical
Does anyone know somebody who looks like Jesus that is of a decent moral standing which I could take their picture? People you really know and talk to, not Johnny Damon. Send me an e-mail if you do.

Well...
Mood:  sad
Didn't get to post yesterday with a lot going on at home. I guess my church really doesn't like the idea of children posing with Jesus, but maybe it's just that they can't envision this mentally. I'm going to try to make some sample pictures of what I picture. I'm sure I'm really on to something here.

Jesus Pictures
Mood:  not sure
My Pastor was a little less receptive to the pictures with Jesus thing than I thought he'd be. His argument was kind of like small kids might be scared of Jesus. "Who could possibly be scared of Jesus?" I asked him.

Pictures with Jesus
Mood:  a-ok
I was at the mall today taking care of a little of the old Christmas shopping, and I saw all the kids in line to see Santa when it hit me- why can't we have our children get their picture taken with Jesus?
I'm going to discuss it with my Pastor tonight, and maybe we can do it as a church fundraiser or something. This Christmas is going to be the best ever!

And so it begins..
Mood:  happy
I have decided to go all-out and include a weblog (aka "blog"). Hope it goes well...