Wednesday, 16 February 2005 - 10:03 AM EST
Indefinite hiatus? Al, please say it isn't so!
You can't stop now! Those liberal wolves are out, licking their chops and waiting to sink their fangy teeth into the juicy steak of our innocent children's future. And what will that future be? A bastardized America that's littered with gay marriages, communist books in schools, black presidents, heroin given out in candy stores, cops armed with flowers, pornography in prime time, and churches being taken over for homeless shelter?!?
You can't quit the fight for DECENCY, Al. You must sustain your OUTRAGE. We must remain UNITED. If only for the sake of the AMERICAN FAMILIES.
After all, if you stop, who will put the "Al" back in "Values"?