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Friday, 28 January 2005
The Iraq Elections
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I don't know if anyone has brought this up before, but in the Iraq elections, is George W. Bush going to be on the ballot? If not, is there a write-in, or maybe a check box for "American Rule". It's been over 50 years sine we've added a new state, so how about it? Here's what I'm thinking:
1. Cheaper gas and oil
2. Less anti-American sentiment, since they'd actually be Americans
3. It would show the world that everyone wants to be American.

I'm not saying that it would be a cakewalk from there, since we'd have to teach them all English, but it would be a great start.

Posted by Al at 3:34 PM EST
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Friday, 28 January 2005 - 4:43 PM EST

Name: Pete G.

Wow. I am absolutely speechless, Al. Wonderful, wonderful idea.

Since can't possibly write-in "W" (since he's already busy leading the free world), perhaps we could write YOU in, Al! You'd make some fine changes to that desert wasteland, I'm sure.

And if not you, then perhaps Dr. Rice -- you know, if she doesn't get confirmed (which would border on heresy, but still...it's certainly possible in this Leftist climate of ours).

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 10:52 PM EST

Name: superbighahatime

oh yes mr al
idea so so good
take bush away to iraq
you be real happy with the dick you love cheney

but then easier for bad man come to america if make iraq americans

yes

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 10:57 PM EST

Name: superbighahatime

duh

all iraqi hate bush

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 10:59 PM EST

Name: Horace Tinglemann

I have too say that I agree with superbighahatime duh.

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:01 PM EST

Name: Flow Tinglemann

duh

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:01 PM EST

Name: Eliza Tinglemann

duh

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:05 PM EST

Name: apu

Oh yes it is so clear they would never vote for Bush unless of course it was... fixed?

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:06 PM EST

Name: Minnie Tinglemann

duh

yer a jerk

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:07 PM EST

Name: Pat Tinglemann

duh

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:08 PM EST

Name: Horace Tinglemann Jr

They would never elect Bush you ignorant freaks.

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:09 PM EST

Name: Waldo Tinglemann

If they are real stupid like al maybe they would elect them.

Friday, 28 January 2005 - 11:10 PM EST

Name: Monty Tinglemann

aye its a crate of crap fer shure

Saturday, 29 January 2005 - 1:30 AM EST

Name: Fenton Hoggswoggle

Al you rock. Why didn't we think of this. Heads will roll! We need to get those FL and OH election fixers asap

Saturday, 29 January 2005 - 3:58 PM EST

Name: Peter G.

Or, would they? It's so improbable...so simple...so quietly ingenious...it just might work.

Think about it.

Monday, 31 January 2005 - 11:22 AM EST

Name: Al

Tingleman family and Mr. Hoggswiggle,
Boy do you guys sure know how to spend a Friday night! What's the matter, nobody would come over and play Dungeons and Dragons with you?

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