Mood: not sure
First, I know it's been a long time since I posted, but I was on tour promoting my book "The 51st State: What Americans Need to Know About the Benefits of Annexing Iraq, and the Pround Effect It Will Have Against the Islamofacist and Homosexual Agendas". Let me express my thanks to the dozens of you who came out to my signings (Peter, I had a totally different image of you in my head. In all your postings, I don't think you ever mentioned you were a dwarf).
Anyway, Primary season is upon us, and I know many of you are waiting to hear my two cents on who to vote for. For the moment, I'm pretty much undecided. Huck is probably going to be my guy, but his anti-torture stance is unattractive to me. I really wish Cheney would see the light and toss his hat into the ring, but that seems pretty much like a pipe dream at this time. Another one that would be completely awesome- Laura Bush! Imagine Laura just beating the snot out of Hillary in the national election. Besides, it would be just like having my man W in for another 4 years!
Thanks, and God Bless,
President and Founder
United Outraged American Families for Decency
Putting the "Al" back in "Values"