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Tuesday, 5 April 2005
American Pope
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I've been trying to put together a good list of names for American candidates for the Papalcy. So far, I've got Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Dr. James Dobson. All three of these men would be ideal candidates, except that they are not actually Catholic. They are all married, too, which would be normal for guys their age, but is typically frowned upon when running for pope. Perhaps if they let their priests/bishops/cardinals/etc get married, they wouldn't have to worry nearly as much about them becoming sexual deviants, but I digress. Please let me know of any other names of people you feel would be good as an American pope.

Thanks,
Al

Posted by Al at 9:43 AM EDT
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Monday, 18 April 2005 - 4:09 PM EDT

Name: Pope John Paul II

Hey Al, It's a-me the ghost a 'de pope-a. Why you gotta think America should have-a 'de next-a pope-a. How about-a African pope-a? Wouldn't that-a be funny?

Respectfully,
The Ghost 'a de Pope-a

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